Thanks Giving

For My first Thanksgiving as host, I bought the biggest turkey they had in storeso that i could impress you guys of how good of a cook i am and show you that i can handle it by myself. So that Thanks Giving we all gathered around the table and all and we were saying prayer when the corn just started to look green and the pumpkin pie was yellow. So we all were questioning our selves why is everything turning yellow and green besides five other items. Later when we were cutting the turkey the whole turkey just went dry and their wasnt any thing in the turkey besides bones and other stuff. After we had that turkey all you could eat was the skin.Later that day we all became super sick because he didnt cook half of the stuff and thats why we all ate hamburgers.

teresamerica: Thanksgiving Day Proclamation by George Washington